Thursday, July 14, 2011

Orchids: Evil Houseplant or Beautiful Home Accent? You Decide!

A few years back when my husband and I were still "newly married" he announced that my few potted orchids were "freaking him out" and could they just leave.  The conversation went something like this:

Hubs: "That orchid is looking at me.  I'm pretty sure they stand for something evil or witchy. "

Me: "What?  You're crazy."

Hubs: "I'm not kidding, I really hate those orchids."

Me: "Ok, don't worry; it'll die soon."

Basically if my husband were in charge orchids would totally be on the axis of evil.  So. . .

Years later, after all my attempts at keeping an orchid alive for longer than one month have failed, I am happy to oblige my sweet husband, who never requests ANYTHING in our home to be done his way.  No more sweet, pretty orchids for us.  I mean, look at this evil thing.


I get it.  It looks like a spider. Or many, many other unmentionable things.



The symbolism of an orchid, as it turns out, is not evil at all.  They basically stand for lots of good and wonderful things but there's no changing a man's mind when he gets a bad "vibe" from a houseplant. And even though I have an empty dining table begging for a pretty potted orchid I decided this was a design challenge and set off to Home Depot to find alternatives.


See? Orchids should go here!  Or. . .


This is a Aeonium 'Blushing Beauty' and a Bromeliad.  I think they look pretty great!  Now, on to the potting. . .


I used orchid potting mix (ha ha! rebellion), some rocks I had leftover for drainage and sheet moss to cover the dirt.  The sheet moss was my favorite part and I love what it did for a "finished" look.



Sweet, no?  Now here's a before and after for ya.  And yes, these types of changes make me ridiculously happy.

  

Now you know I had to put a bird on it.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Gluten-Free Goodness

I almost titled this post "First Food Post" because, well, it is my first food post.  Instead I'll focus on the Gluten-Free aspect of this meal as my hubs can't tolerate gluten and I hope to share a lot of gluten-free meals or recipes in the future.  Please note: my husband is gluten intolerant which means he does not eat wheat products or anything made of wheat.  I don't consider myself an expert on anything except what works for our family.  If you get diagnosed with Celiac's Disease please do visit www.glutenfreegirl.com as Shauna Ahern has worked tirelessly and carefully to educate folks on gluten-free living.  Her site is amazing.  Now, on to the deliciousness.

I love this recipe first for the title; tell me this does not get you immediately: Cheese-Gilded Linguine with Smoky Tomatoes.  Second, I'm pretty sure when I made this the other night I had every ingredient in my fridge/pantry already.  Love that.  I'm just sharing my experience of making/enjoying this dish but I will post the complete recipe from House Beautiful which, by the way, does great and honest reviews of cookbooks. Here goes!  P.S.  This sauce can sit for awhile so I just enjoyed making it first and put pasta on to boil only after I had cleaned up the mess and put on pj's. Nice and relaxing.


It starts with bacon.  I love making some bacon for breakfast and the reserving a few raw slabs for situations just like this.  Bacon makes any simple pasta meal more sophisticated and it makes husbands less wary of pasta for dinner.


Saute some onion IN the bacon grease?  Yes please.  Also add red pepper flakes here to taste (I like a lot).  Not pictured are the five or so cloves of garlic, minced, that jump into the party well after the onions soften and brown a bit.


Now, here is a tip I have read and followed over and over again.  When a sauce recipe calls for tomatoes always go for canned, whole kind and mush them up yourself.  This time I used my potato masher to squish the tomatoes in the pan. I still got juice on my shirt so if you feel like squeezing something with your hands go right ahead.  There may not be a neat way to do this and it does not matter.  I love rustic cooking that uses all your senses!


Ok, I'm skipping ahead to pasta here so pretend you've made your perfect sauce and it's making the whole house smell great.  If you can tolerate wheat by all means use regular linguine prepared according to the package.  If, like us, you like spending wads of cash on gluten-free products then I cannot recommend a pasta more highly than bionaturae gluten-free pastas.  I used spaghetti because it's what I had but they make linguine, rigatoni, macaroni--you name it.  I get it at Whole Foods and nobody would ever know.  I am so grateful for this product.



Beauty-shots of sauce meeting pasta and lots of grated parm.  Does this make you as happy as it does me?  And finally. . .


People, it was fantastic and worth making again and again.  Thank you House Beautiful for this wonderful recipe.  I think I may have to buy the book from whence it came.  


And I'm pretty sure the authors, Kasper and Swift, who host NPR's "The Splendid Table" . . .



Are the inspiration behind SNL's "Delicious Dish."  You really don't need any more reasons to make this.  Enjoy and happy weekend!


CHEESE-GILDED LINGUINE WITH SMOKY TOMATOES

Serves 4 as a main dish.
15 minutes prep time
20 minutes stove time
Sauce can be made 1 hour before serving.
5 quarts salted water in a 6-quart pot
Good-tasting extra-virgin olive oil
6 thick slices bacon, sliced into 1/4-inch-wide sticks
1 medium to large onion, chopped into 1/4-inch dice
Salt and fresh-ground black pepper 
1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes, or to taste
5 large garlic cloves, minced
2 1/2-3 pounds delicious ripe tomatoes, cored and fine chopped (do not peel or seed), or one 28-ounce can whole tomatoes with their liquid, plus one 14-ounce can, drained
1 pound imported linguine
1 generous cup fresh-grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, plus more for the table
1. Bring the salted water to a boil.
2. Lightly film a straight-sided 12-inch sauté pan with oil, add the bacon, and set over medium-high heat. Sauté until the bacon is golden. Remove it with a slotted spoon, setting it on paper towels to drain. Pour off all but about 3 tablespoons fat from the pan.
3. Return the pan to the heat, stirring in the onions, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes. Reduce heat to medium. Sauté the onions until they soften and start to color, 5 to 8 minutes.
4. Blend in the garlic, cooking for 1 minute, then add the tomatoes. If using canned ones, crush them as they go into the pan. Blend in the cooked bacon. Bring the sauce to a lively bubble and cook until it is thick, 7 to 8 minutes. Stir the sauce to keep it from sticking. Remove from the heat, taste for seasoning, and cover the pan. The sauce can wait on the stovetop up to an hour. Bring it to a bubble before adding to the pasta.
5. Drop the pasta in the boiling water, cook until tender but still a little firm to the bite, drain, and turn it into a serving bowl. Toss with the 1 cup of cheese until it clings to the noodles, then toss with the sauce. Serve hot with additional cheese at the table if desired.





















Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Some Introductions

In my second-ever post I introduced you to a furry little member of our family.  Well, that was over a year ago and that little lady has turned two.  We also gave her a little brother.  I might (will) write a lot about my two King Charles Cavalier Spaniels so you should know a bit about them.

This is Reba.  She has red hair, a winning smile and a spectacular singing voice (ok, not the last one).  I added a fancy dress in Photoshop to help you see the resemblance between the Amazing Reba McEntire and my sweet doggie.




I assure you in our household this comparison is in honor of the incomparable Reba.  I hope she doesn't take offense!


You may be start to notice a theme here.  You see, my husband and I are in the Music Business so nothing in our lives goes untouched by some musical theme. Now presenting our boy Gibson.  


If you are fan of great guitars, you will notice Gibson's striking resemblance to a Gibson J45.


It's not just me right?  So there you have it.  Two Cavs, different litters, a year apart and somehow they share the same birthday.  We love them.  Sometimes they do cute things.  You will hear/see all about it. Hope that's ok!


Wednesday, June 29, 2011

My Fake Blog

Stay tuned fake readers; in the coming months I am going to try and turn my "fake blog" into a real blog. What's a "fake blog"? It is one where you take and post photos in your mind saying to yourself "this would go on my blog if I had one but instead I'll put it in my fake "mind" blog. Since none of you can read my mind I'm going to try and remedy this by writing actual posts! More to come!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Whaaahappened???

Can it really be this easy to force feed the world photos of my adorable pup? Wow, second post ever; added a photo and I can already feel a god-complex comin' on!


Finally. . .

I've been talking about started a blog for months. I love how ahead of the curve I am on all of this technology. I just felt that computers were really starting to take off and I'd better get on board!

This blog will be about me, my music, art, life, food and my master obsession: the art of home making. If you're reading this post, please don't give up on me for lack of design/posting skills. When it comes to blogging I'm like Kellie Pickler trying to wrap her mind around calamari.